We'll be holding a mass for mammals so pet owners can pray healing on their puppies, budgies and iguanas.

Feel free to dress your pets in anyway you want. We think baby outfits will be popular, as will clown costumes.

We'll erect an image of a saint outside Nexus, so all you need to do is queue with your pets on a lead and receive an animal blessing as you pass the saint.

Of course, this is just silly. No-one would ever really do this.

Would they?

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